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A
short chronic of Dietzenbach
| Dietzenbach was found
in late summer of 976 in the sweet Bieber River-Valley of South
Hessen, the most beautiful centre province of Germany, by a
travelling doctor, better to say a sawdoctor, by the name of
Pubert Frankenstein. |
| He erected his wooden
Manor House on the banks of the
Bieber River and started to wash gold out of Bieber River.
Frankenstein still practised as a medical doctor and became
terrible rich, he bought a whole town for himself which carries
his name still today - Frankfurt. |
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| One September night a
quarter to nine, while Frankenstein was suffering from diarrhoea,
he had a revolutionary idea. |
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"Why not do
something funny and create a new creature by fixing parts of the
bodies of dead people together." Right during the following
night he and his dear friend Rumba Rudi where very busy at the ancient
cemetery digging for corpses. |
| Dr. Frankenstein
developed during the recent years his knowledge about this
sinister art and his business flourished, he even created the
whole German government of that time by his own method.
He himself died in 1034 and never was reanimated, his successor
became his son Dibbehas Frankenstein who happily kept on creating
creatures . |
| Soon this bloodsport
became very popular in the entire Dietzenbach district.
During the great Abbelwoi-(-Cider)War of 1477 the supply of
Cider for the town was only possible by shipping the barrels on
the Bieber
River. |
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The entire Boatcrew
where artificial creatures. And the tradition went on and on over
the past centuries till in our days.
Due to the increasing production of
creatures and the international demand for them caused the
building of the famous Bodyroller
Railway of Dietzenbach. |
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enactment of the "Not puzzle people together"-Act in
1966 put an end to all this activities.
But the tradition was so deeply
rooted among the people of this area that they started to create
artificial things in a different way, they imported for example
New York sky
scratches and planted
them into their homedistrict. |
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Even a
large piece of the famous U.S. Highway Route
66 was brought to
Dietzenbach. |
| Other habits as well
were imported. Clapping with hands instead with feed was one of
them. Even outer problems where dug out of the Sahara sands and
planted among the town society from which the townies still suffer
today and will in the future.
In memory of the tradition of early Pubert Frankenstein and in
order to keep the tradition in regulated ways, the Town
gouvernment engaged the famous city planner Troublerich
Ninetywater. |
| One of his best known
acts of work, the so called "Closed
Road to Nowhere" is being
visited by thousands of artists from the whole world.
A few years ago, the United Nations City Artists Foundation
declared this work
of art to
a part of the human
cultural
heritage,
because it is a very good picture of the present town development
of Dietzenbach. |
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the whole life work of the world famous artist Count of Mount
Christo was inspired by a very old monument of Dietzenbach. |
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During a
visit with Ninetywater he caught sight of the ancient
"Half covered house".
This deep impression never left him and all his further life he
dedicated to the memory of it. Still he covers everything with
textile materials, and earns a lot of dollars. |
| Ninetywater himself
practised a lot of years very successful in Dietzenbach and
developed his theory of "turning upside down and mix it
up" so well, that the Gouvernment of Hessen decided to
dedicate the year 2001*
to Dietzenbach. |
| Every Inhabitant of
Hessen had to do a Pilgrimage to Dietzenbach in June 2001.
They must do this by feet. In order to prohibit other ways of
coming, the Railway
Station had been closed some
years ago and is not being opened until this Pilgrimage is
finished. |
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| Under the surface of
unbloody sportsmanship the sinister art of creating living
artificial beings is still very popular, if you meet a person in
the streets of Dietzenbach you never can be sure that it is a real
human body. Serious scientists claim that nearly 50% of the people
of Dietzenbach are made from corpses dug out from cemeteries of
the neighbouring villages. |
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*By
the way: the famous film director Stanley Kubrick was also
inspired from Dietzenbach so much, that all his films are samples
of the history of Dietzenbach (Clockwork Orange, Shining, and
especially 2001). |
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